{"product_id":"funny-kitchen-placemat-shut-up-cook-clean-fuck-humorous-bold-table-mat-for-home-chefs","title":"Funny Kitchen Placemat — \"Shut Up, Cook, Clean, Fuck\" Humorous Bold Table Mat for Home Chefs","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 14\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e14.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright, bold, and unapologetically loud — this cotton twill placemat brings personality to everyday meals. The colorful typographic design reads like a playful manifesto for those who do the dishes, cook with flair, and keep their homes running. Laid out on a breakfast tray or under a favorite mug, it creates an energetic, slightly cheeky atmosphere that makes ordinary routines feel fun. The warm orange background and punchy lettering add a retro, pop-art vibe that’s equal parts kitchen flag and conversation starter. It’s built to withstand daily use while keeping the dining area feeling lively and lived-in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill with vintage look and feel\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-layer construction\u003cbr\u003e- Neat hemmed edges for longevity\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided vibrant print on 18\" × 14\" size\u003cbr\u003e- White seam thread; pre-constructed with size variance ±0.5\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 14\"","offer_id":52984035672277,"sku":"20137157015147572912","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/6737\/2501\/files\/16072425566477800901_2048.jpg?v=1768117613","url":"https:\/\/chrapclothes.com\/products\/funny-kitchen-placemat-shut-up-cook-clean-fuck-humorous-bold-table-mat-for-home-chefs","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}