{"product_id":"placemat-shut-up-cook-clean-fuck-rainbow-kitchen-humor-placemat","title":"Placemat — 'SHUT UP COOK CLEAN FUCK' Rainbow Kitchen Humor Placemat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 14\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e14.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright, bold, and unapologetically honest — this cotton twill placemat brings personality to the table. The colorful, block-letter design calls out household roles with cheeky humor while the sturdy double-layer cotton and hemmed edges stand up to daily use. It lays flat on breakfast trays, coffee corners, or full dining settings and adds a playful pop to routine moments. Use it when you want the table to feel a little more lived-in, a little louder, and a lot more you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill with a vintage look\u003cbr\u003e- Double-layer construction for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e- Neatly hemmed edges to resist fraying\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided, vibrant print on a single size (18\" × 14\")\u003cbr\u003e- White seam thread; pre-constructed item with ±0.5\" size variance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 14\"","offer_id":52984022270165,"sku":"15258108825659671934","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/6737\/2501\/files\/11849809668291988058_2048.jpg?v=1768116850","url":"https:\/\/chrapclothes.com\/products\/placemat-shut-up-cook-clean-fuck-rainbow-kitchen-humor-placemat","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}