Funny Profanity Placemat — 'I Shut Up, Cook, Clean, Fuck' Colorful Kitchen Mat

Bright, bold, and unapologetically funny — this cotton twill placemat adds color and personality to everyday meals. The one-sided print features a vibrant, rainbow-style typographic design with cheeky, candid language that sparks laughs and conversation. Hemmed edges and double-layer construction give it a lived-in, vintage feel while keeping it durable for regular tabletop use. Sized to fit most place settings, it’s a playful way to bring attitude to brunches, casual dinners, or late-night snacks.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill with vintage look and feel
- Durable double-layer fabric with hemmed edges
- One-sided vibrant print on black background
- Standard size 18" × 14" (45.72 × 35.56 cm)
- White seam thread; pre-constructed item, size variance ±0.5"

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean