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Spread warmth and attitude across your table with this bold cotton twill placemat. The rich brown background makes the colorful, cheeky typography pop — each action word framed by a simple icon to add playful clarity. Two-layer cotton construction and hemmed edges give it substance and longevity, while the vintage twill texture reads cozy and lived-in. Lay it down for busy mornings, messy family dinners, or when you want to spark a laugh over coffee. This single, statement placemat brings personality to everyday moments and stands up to daily use without fuss.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill with vintage texture
- Durable two-layer construction
- Neat hemmed edges for long-lasting use
- One-sided vibrant print on brown background
- Size 18" × 14" (45.72 cm × 35.56 cm); pre-constructed, ±0.5" variance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean