Placemat — I...SHUTUP COOK CLEAN FUCK Humorous Kitchen Quote Placemat

Bright, cheeky, and built for kitchens that run on humor and hustle. This cotton twill placemat brings bold typography and playful icons to your table — a colorful reminder of the household rhythm: speak less, cook more, keep things tidy, and enjoy the unapologetic laugh. Its vintage-feel twill and hemmed edges give it a lived-in, loved look that works with everyday breakfasts and lively brunches. Laid beneath a steaming mug or a clutter of plates, it adds personality and protects surfaces without being precious. It’s confident, a little sassy, and made to stand up to daily use while keeping the mood light during family meals and casual gatherings.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill with a vintage look and feel
- Double-layer construction for added durability
- Hemmed edges for long-lasting finish
- One-sided, colorful print on an 18" × 14" placemat
- White seam thread; pre-constructed with ±0.5" size variance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean