Placemat — 'SHUT UP COOK CLEAN FUCK' Rainbow Kitchen Humor Placemat

Bright, bold, and unapologetically honest — this cotton twill placemat brings personality to the table. The colorful, block-letter design calls out household roles with cheeky humor while the sturdy double-layer cotton and hemmed edges stand up to daily use. It lays flat on breakfast trays, coffee corners, or full dining settings and adds a playful pop to routine moments. Use it when you want the table to feel a little more lived-in, a little louder, and a lot more you.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill with a vintage look
- Double-layer construction for extra durability
- Neatly hemmed edges to resist fraying
- One-sided, vibrant print on a single size (18" × 14")
- White seam thread; pre-constructed item with ±0.5" size variance

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean